Wednesday, October 19, 2016

How One Man is Putting an End to Conservative Values



It is just weeks before the Presidential election and a video came out showing Donald Trump talking down on women in terms unheard of publicly from any valid U.S. President candidate. I have read some atrocious statements made since that time and it has made me wonder what exactly is in peoples' minds when it comes to Trump's behavior.

What I would like to do is paint a scene of a typical conservative Oklahoma household where the daughter of a life-long conservative voter comes home with questions about something she overheard at school.

Suzie:  Mommy, Johnny at school said Donald Trump is a pervert who should never be allowed to run for President.

Suzie’s Mom:  Johnny is a brainless nitwit whose dad is a flaming, Godless waste of a life.

Suzie:  Johnny has no brain?

Mom:  I’m sure he does, honey, but he doesn’t know how to use it. If he had his way, you wouldn’t be alive and his family would just live off the government for the rest of their lives.

Suzie:  Why wouldn’t I be alive?

Mom:  Because those liberals all believe in killing babies and not working.

Suzie:  Liberals don’t sound very nice, mommy. Is that what makes his dad a flaming, Godless waste of a life?

Mom:  His dad supports lifestyles that are an abomination to God. Just like all of those liberals.

Suzie:  What lifestyles does he support?

Mom:  Those homosexuals that God hates.

Suzie:  I thought God loved everyone.

Mom:  Not them. He wants them to go straight to Hell for what they do.

Suzie:  I don’t want anyone to have to go to Hell. So, why did they say that about Donald Trump? Isn’t that who you want to be President?

Mom:  They’re just mad because Trump said what everyone else is thinking.

Suzie:  Johnny said Trump liked to grab women in their naughty places.

Mom:  Johnny should be executed for saying something like that. All Trump said was what all guys talk about in the locker room.

Suzie:  Like the gym teacher at school? Does he talk like that?

Mom:  God, I hope not! No, honey, I am just saying that when guys get around each other in the locker room, they make comments about things they would never say anywhere else or would actually ever do. That’s all that Donald did.

Suzie:  Johnny said some women came out and said he had done those types of things to them before.

Mom:  They paid those women to say that! Plus, Bill Clinton is the one who goes around raping women. That is what the media should be focusing on!

Suzie:  Who is Bill Clinton?

Mom:  He was President of the United States in the 90’s. He ruined America with his behavior, going around raping women all the time.

Suzie:  The 90’s? When was that?

Mom:  Before you were born, honey. In fact, I was not much older than you back then. I should consider myself lucky to be alive after what Bill Clinton did to us.

Suzie:  What did he do? It must have been awful!

Mom:  Just like I said, honey. He was sleeping with women left and right, just absolutely ruining the country.

Suzie:  Sleeping with them, like a sleepover? Is it bad for the country for me to have sleepovers?

Mom:  No, honey, you and your friends can always have sleepovers. What Bill Clinton did was more than just sleeping. I’ll explain it to you more someday when you’re older.

Suzie:  So, is what Bill Clinton did 20 years ago causing problems now?

Mom:  Well, honey, the problem is the media is making a big deal now about Donald Trump’s behavior and they know it is no worse than what Bill Clinton was doing.

Suzie:  So, it’s OK for guys to grab women in their private areas?

Mom:  Never! That’s what I’m saying. That kind of behavior is inexcusable, just as I was saying. We can’t have a man like that in the White House.

Suzie:  Donald Trump? I thought you were voting for him?

Mom:  No, I’m saying Bill Clinton.

Suzie:  Bill Clinton is running for President?

Mom:  No, honey, his wife, Hillary, is running for President. Ugh, I don’t even like saying her name.

Suzie:  Does Bill Clinton treat Hillary the same way he did those other women?

Mom:  I don’t know honey. But Hillary supported his behavior by staying with him. I wouldn’t be surprised if she actually encouraged it.

Suzie:  Why would she encourage it?

Mom:  Those liberals are like that. They get off on that kind of stuff.

Suzie:  Get off? What do you mean?

Mom:  Nothing, honey. All I’m saying is that we need to support Trump. Johnny doesn’t know what he is talking about and you just need to stop talking to him.

Suzie:  Because he is a liberal?

Mom:  Exactly.

Suzie:  And liberals are bad because they don’t want to vote for Trump?

Mom:  That’s right, honey. Trump is what is best for America. Or at least he will keep the liberals out of the Supreme Court and the White House.

Suzie:  Do liberals make the White House a bad place?

Mom:  Yes, honey. The last eight years have been awful. And it will be even worse if Hillary wins.

Suzie:  OK, mommy. Thank you for talking to me about this.

Eight-year-old Suzie walks away, wondering why her mom thinks the past eight years have been so awful. And the first step in creating the next generation of liberals begins with the narrow-minded thinking of those who support men like Donald Trump.

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